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Toaster

Too stuffed with bread is a common, unfortunate condition. Plaguing plucked poultry, carb quaffing doughboys, and toasters alike, the over consumption or clogging of breadstuffs can yield ruin on digestive systems, delicate orifices, and mechanical crevices. The condition is affectionately call the state “Toast,” as in “Toasted.” However, the seriousness of this affliction is not to be downplayed by cool talk. If you notice toast springing from an open hole, assume too stuffed with bread is the cause and call your local team of paramedics.